— Jonathan Carroll
She’s having a tough time getting over their relationship. She says in every dog walk zone in Vienna, the city offers free plastic bags to use to pick up dog crap and drop it in the garbage. Signs all over have a funny photo of a Jack Russell terrier with a handwritten sign in its mouth saying:
Nimm ein sackerl
fur mein gackerl
which translates “Take a bag and pick up my shit.”
She tells me that’s exactly what you need at the end of a painful relationship — a bag to pick up all the shit they left in your heart and dump it in the nearest trash.